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	(Man) Doctor doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains... (Doctor) Pull yourself together.	Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? - She was on a crash diet.
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? - Great food but no atmosphere.			Why do birds fly south? - It's too far to walk.
	What time is it when an elephant sit on your fence? - Time to get a new one.	What do you call a fairy that hasn't had a bath? - Stinkerbell.
Knock Knock whos there doctor doctor who John Marbella (man)doctor doctor i've got a steering wheel down my pants (doctor) how did it get down there? (man) i don't know but it's driving me nuts!!!!!! Georgina Hill 10 knock knock whos there? justin justin who? justin time for a joke Kirsty Why dont skeletons play music in church Because they dont have organs Adam Estepona How do you make cool music Put your cds in the fridge Chris why can't cars play football? because they've only got 1 boot Kirtsy Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill .......got away with minor injuries Billie Marbella aged 9 How do you double the value of a Skoda empty the ash tray Ben Fuengirola Why did Piglet look down the toilet? He was looking for pooh!! Elena Arroyo aged 10 Why are cooks cruel? They beat eggs John 6 Doctor! doctor! I think I need glasses, I think you do mate because this isn't a doctors it's a fish and chip shop! Adam 12 Marbella Where do Lions get their clothes? Jungle Sales Lucy 8 Benalmadena The owl and the pussycat went to sea, but the end of our story's quite sad. The owl pushed the pussycat over the edge `cos her gameboy was driving him mad. Tom, age 10 Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Don't Cry it's only a joke. Katy 6 What is a baby's motto If at first you don't succeed cry cry again! Jack 6 Arroyo Knock Knock! Who's there? Cargo! Cargo who? CarGo Beep Beep! Carla 10 Knock knock! Who's there? Cows. Cows who? Cows go moo not who!! Mark 9

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